Don't be alarmed it's just ~Syn~

    I can remember back in my high school days when I would hear stories about how cats would "go down" on girls and would just get disgusted. I think it started with one time I went to a girls house when her mom wasn't there I was trying my hardest to have sex with her, but didn't have any condoms. Being a very horny teen that wasn't stopping me, or let me say that I was not trying to let that stop me from my mission but it bring her to an abrupt halt.

    The thing is she was thick as all out doors, and just seeing her drove me nuts. I had her come to the door completely naked except for wearing a bed sheet, I wanted to be able to just step on it as she walked away and have it fall down and have my way with her. So I make my attempts to improvise one of them was pretty humorous, and a testament to the horny male, saran wrap and a twist tie, she just giggled as we continued our make out session and she whispered in my ear that there will be plenty more times.

    So I am all between her legs, mind you she still doesn't have anything on but a bed sheet, well that was before we began making out, then all she had on was me. I'm still fully clothed, so while kissing we are grinding and everything, even stuck a finger or two inside. So that ends and she laughs at my reasoning, "Girl I'm only flesh and blood, we gotta stop."

    So I left and headed up to Mc-Donalds with one of my dudes and noticed that I had this crusty white substance all over my crotch, she must have been really wet, I told myself, and then a video flash ran through my mind, of seeing the porn star Mr Markus eating a womans pussy and seeing her tongue have this slight white film over it, quite disgusting, with the added affect of having these little bumps outlining his little chin beard too, yeah I told myself thats some shit I won't be doing.

    Anyway I can remember after all of that not being able to wash my hands, but still being hungry and so the dilemma arises. My dude notices and asks why I have my middle finger and my ring finger sticking straight up in the air and then he pauses and starts laughing and says, "Man someday you are going to have to let that go!"